I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
that was adorable and heart breaking
but friend without the little bugs there would be no garden little bugs help big gardens grow and are the reason big gardens keep living c:
how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
friend as a success story I am about to divulge to u the secret:
BE A GIANT NERD IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION
(note: only works if ur crush is also a giant nerd)
here is how u do:
- go on an ADVENTURE with ur crush. a nerdy adventure. chalking “vote saxon” around ur school during election week with ur whovian club works well. (if u have no whovian club start 1 immediately. it is the best decision.)
- engage in MUTUAL FAKE FLIRT. that over-the-top flirting u do with ur friends all the time? yeah, do that. it is secretive way to flirt but not flirt if they do not want flirt. wiggly eyebrows r good 4 this.
- post-adventure, SUGGEST CONTINUED HANGING OUT. requesting they show u That Show They’ve Told You About Forever is super effective.
- attempt ACTUAL FLIRT. is easier than it sounds, promise. like fake flirt but with less muchness. do the subtle.
- STAR TREK TOS BLANKET FORT MARATHON OF AWESOME. make sure u watch the awful pilot. die laughing at its awfulness together.
- okay now it is game time. UTILIZE UR MUTUAL NERDINESS TO ASK THEM OUT. call them Mr./Ms./etc. Hottiness and tell them u want to go out with them for Texting and Scones. here is GIF 4 use if in-person has much scare.
- GO OUT WITH THEM FOR TEXTING AND SCONES.
- seal deal with WATCH MORE NERDY THING TOGETHER.
- tada u r DATING.
I should NOT be laughing that hard.
I’m always OK until I read the Slytherin one and then I start laughing.
You know, I always feel like the Hufflepuff one should be “this chicken is an old family recipe”, for two reasons: 1) Hufflepuffs seem to me to be about community more than specifically gaining recognition for yourself, and 2) our dorms are right next to the kitchens and we’ve been nicking food since we were 11 so what I want to know is who the f*** thinks we can cook???